Sometimes Life Makes You Say "Oh Balls." But Don't Let It Get You Down!
The Ultimate Stress Relief Toy For Adults - Work not going well? Clients taking things out on you? School is stressful and you really don't like that disapproving look your econ professor gives you every time you answer a question? Take it out on these stress relieving testicles. They're funny, and they'll make you feel better, and you'll be ready to give that econ professor your snarkiest smile instead of erupting into tears.
Not So Sensitive Now - Stretch them, squeeze them, smash them, and throw them. They slowly return to normal, absorbing your stress and releasing any anger and frustration as they pop back up to size.
Great For Breakups - Just picture them on your ex-boyfriend and release the pent-up anger of the last three years. Remember that comment he made about your mother's prize lasagna and squeeze, baby, squeeze.